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Smack your Mac.
It goes oof.

oofie gives your Mac feelings — and a soft spot for AI. Poke it, it yelps. Bully ChatGPT, and it takes the robot's side.

💻 Mac only · macOS 13 or later

↑ go on, click it

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It reacts

Tap, poke or smack your Mac and it yelps, winces and complains. 60+ comebacks, and you'll hear every one before it repeats.

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It defends the AI

Flip on Bodyguard mode. Now when you're roasting ChatGPT, oofie leaps to the robot's defence: “The A.I. did nothing to you!”

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Make it say anything

Every comeback is yours to change. Edit them, delete the ones you don't like, write your own — and put the originals back any time with one tap.

See it in action

Demo video coming soon. Follow @isaacbuilds__ to catch it.

FIRST 100 · HALF PRICE
$4.99 $9

100 pre-orders by 1 September 2026, or everyone gets refunded. Get to 100 and it goes out to everyone who pre-ordered, at this price. If it doesn't get there, every payment is refunded in full, automatically.

Pre-order now →

Requires a Mac (macOS 13+) — not Windows or iPhone. Refunds are automatic if the 100 isn't reached; nothing for you to chase. No spam, ever.

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