oofieSmack your Mac.
It goes oof.
Hit or knock your Mac and it talks back, out loud. The more you hit it, the angrier it gets.
💻 Mac only · macOS 13 or later
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It talks when you hit your Mac
Hit or knock your Mac and it says something out loud, in any voice on your Mac.
You set how hard you have to hit it
One slider. A light tap can be enough, or make it wait for a proper whack.
Change anything it says
Edit any line, delete it, or write your own. Put the originals back in two clicks.
The more you hit it, the angrier it gets
It starts with “Ow.” By the end it is counting down from ten.
Hide it on someone else’s Mac
Close the window and oofie vanishes from the Dock but keeps listening. They will not see an app — they will just hear their laptop talking.