oofieSmack your Mac.
It goes oof.
oofie gives your Mac feelings — and a soft spot for AI. Poke it, it yelps. Bully ChatGPT, and it takes the robot's side.
💻 Mac only · macOS 13 or later
↑ go on, wake it up 🔊
It reacts
Tap, poke or smack your Mac and it answers. 28 comebacks, and you'll hear every one before it repeats — or write your own.
It gets worse
Put the lines in order and it climbs. Starts at “Okay, ow.” Ends somewhere near “I found the others.”
Make it say anything
Every comeback is yours to change. Edit them, delete the ones you don't like, write your own — and put the originals back any time with one tap.
See it in action
Demo video coming soon. Follow @isaacbuilds__ to catch it.
100 pre-orders by 1 September 2026, or everyone gets refunded in full, automatically.
Pre-order now →Requires a Mac (macOS 13+) — not Windows or iPhone. Refunds are automatic if the 100 isn't reached; nothing for you to chase. No spam, ever.